Living in Washington - al la Jeff Foxworthy

• If you've worn shorts, sandals and a parka at the same time, you live in Washington


• If you measure distance in hours, you live in Washington If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' and back again in the same day, you live in Washington


• If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both doors unlocked , you live in Washington


• If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Central, Southern or Eastern Washington


• If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a 2 layers of clothes or under a raincoat, you live in Washington


• If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow and ice, you live in Central, Southern or Eastern Washington


• If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Washington


• If you feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash, you live in Washington


• If you know more than 10 ways to order coffee, you live in Washington


• If you know more people who own boats than air conditioners, you live in Washington


• If you stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the "Walk" signal, you live in Washington


• If you consider that if it has no snow or has not recently erupted, it is not a real mountain, you live in Washington


• If you can taste the difference between Starbucks, Seattle's Best, and Tully's, you live in Washington


• If you know the difference between Chinook, Coho and Sockeye salmon, you live in Washington


• If you know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup and Issaquah you live in Washington


• If you consider swimming an indoor sport, you live in Washington


• If you can tell the difference between Japanese, Chinese and Thai food, you live in Washington


• If you never go camping without waterproof matches and a poncho, you live in Washington


• If you have actually used your mountain bike on a mountain, you live in Washington


• If you think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or tourists, you live in Washington


• If you buy new sunglasses every year, because you cannot find the old ones after such a long time, you live in Washington